my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA
Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.
This is terrifying and very important.
I thought this would be some sort of extreme shit or parody but
I started giggling because the sheer horror I felt looking at this meant I either broke down or laughed
This is not okay. Signal boost the shit out of this.
"sir, this is an ‘all you CAN eat’ buffet not ‘all you WANT to eat’ buffet…" the waiter says menacingly as he stuffs breadsticks down my esophagus
How I see the percussionists when they don’t have a part in the song at concerts though