Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
adventure time literally explaining colonialism in 30 seconds
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with
*gets gay married during the purge*
I got shit to do
this is one of my favorite twitter interactions ever
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?