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what the fuck is wrong with this show
This scene right here is why I got into Adventure Time. This scene was INCREDIBLY dark, twisted, and disturbing AT FACE VALUE. It gets SO MUCH WORSE when you stop to think about it.
Finn is there because he’s tired of being called a child. He wants to grow up. He wants to be a MAN. And here come beautiful women, telling him to partake of their fruit. And Finn is going to do it, because Jake told him not too and Finn is being rebellious and decided since Jake said not to he was going to be an adult and do it anyway. So Finn starts to take this fruit to show he’s not a child anymore.
And the fruit turns out to be a terrible curse, an awful thing. The one that ate the fruit was eaten alive by the other monsters (And gifs can’t do that scene justice, if I remember it right when they start tearing the skin off the apple there are tearing sounds and the ‘apple’ starts to cry or scream and the fleshy insides quiver around the bones as its torn apart and devoured.)
And I realized they just couched a lesson about kids having sex too early to try to grow up, in ways no kid is ever going to understand, in the confines of a fantasy-setting cartoon show, on Cartoon Network.
And I’ve been hooked on this show ever since.
I like: The Beatles. Paul McCartney. Harry Potter. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Game of Thrones. Merlin. Marvel & DC Comics. Batman & The Joker. Adventure Time. Regular show. AVPM. Music.
trolling in the deep
This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
All hail Bem.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?
Holy shit, I wonder how many bells that’s worth